“Okay. So there’s many powerful gods, all warring against each other. So you call on me. The magical raccoon dog. Heh. Interesting decision.” “Yare, yare. Really going to make me get up and have to fight, huh? Mendokusai (This sucks)”
Abilities
(1) Fool’s Gold “Hold on to these for me!” “Who doesn’t want more money!” (3) Tanuki Trickery “Why don’t you join me?” “Beware the tall grass!” (4) Uproarious Rocket “Chotto matte (wait a moment), you forgot something!” “Can you keep up, ikuze! (Let’s go!)”
Movement
Kill
When in a Killstreak “Take that! Danzaburou has beaten you all!” “Hey, so easy. Now, someone get me more sake!” When killing a Jungle Boss “Oh, bakemono! (Monster!) Oh, it’s, it’s dead. Alright, of course it is.” “Not all monsters are bad. But this one is.. very bad.” When destroying a Tower “Just build another, better one.” “Oh, so sorry. Heh. Oh, we’re all just too busy winning!”
Death
“Iyada… (No way) It is not my time!” “Zettai makerarenai!” (I will never give up!)
Taunts
“You want a sip of my sake? Oh well. You’re gonna have to come over here and get it!” “Chuckles Naruhodo (I see). You think, just because I’m small, I won’t put up a fight?” “The man with the bigger gun always wins! In this case, the Tanuki.” “Do not underestimate me, I can be frightenly fast, deadly and uh, uh.. o-, other scary things!” “Are you sure, this is the real me? Oh, okay, okay it is. Now, put down your weapon!”
Jokes
“I once hid as a tea pot, but someone took me and locked me away for a year. Never again.” “Do not compare me to a kitsune! We Tanuki are the best, don’t you forget it!” “Ore wa Danzaburou kakatte koi! (I am Danzaburou, bring it on!) What? Are your subtitles not turned on?”
