“Immortals have invaded my realm and my children rebel against me. Dark days these are, but my strength shall bring resolution and my lightning, illumination!” “Today I fight not for Olympus, but for myself! These immortals must be shown the order of things!”
“Argh! Give me something to fry!” “Time to bring the thunder!” “So many conquests, on the battlefield, and in the bedroom! Oh it’s good to be Zeus!”
Kill
When in a Killstreak “No one can escape this detonate!” “Any last words?” When killing a Jungle Boss “Onward to victory!” “Now my immortals, now is the hour!” When destroying a Tower “Fall before Zeus!” “I am master here!”
Death
“Blast it all…” “Aarrggh…”
Taunts
“Cower lesser god, for you face the master of Olympus!” “Thunder and lightning is all that awaits you!” “Surrender now or fall forever!” “You’ve chosen this path… and chosen poorly!”
Jokes
“And I spoke unto them ‘Look upon these guns!’, and they did, and they knew I was a god!” “Are you ready, for 1.21 gigawatts?!” “Look over there! Hah, madest thou look!” “I am the greatest Olympian of all time! No, really. They ran out of gold medals to give me! Hah!”
