Dark Stance: “I awake from the darkness!” Light Stance: “Hello everybody!”
Abilities
(4) Switch Stances Light Stance: “I will protect you!” Dark Stance: “Now you will know pain!”
Movement
Light Stance: “Left? R-right? Mid? I-I don’t know which lane to go down!” Dark Stance: “Just shut up and let me drive!” Light Stance: “Ooh, that would be a nice place for a flower bed!” Dark Stance: “Or a deathbed!” Dark Stance: “Let’s go, I’m ready to fight!” Light Stance: “And I’m ready to find true love!”
Kill
When in a Killstreak Dark Stance: “I’ll be sure you never make it to Valhalla!” Light Stance: “Oh no! I’m so sorry!” Dark Stance: “Are you kidding me?!” When killing a Jungle Boss Dark Stance: “To Niflheim with you!” Light Stance: “This will help my friends!” Dark Stance: “Who cares about them? More for us!” When destroying a Tower Dark Stance: “Down, down down! Ahahahahahahahah!” Light Stance: “Oh, what a mess I’ve made!”
Death
Light Stance: “No! Don’t take us both!” Dark Stance: “No! Don’t take us both!” Light Stance: “No! Please, you can’t!” Dark Stance: “No! Please, you can’t!” Light Stance: “No! Take her, take her!” Dark Stance: “No! Take her, take her!” Light Stance: “No! Take her, not me!” Dark Stance: “No! Take her, not me!”
Taunts
Light Stance: “Let’s not hurt them too bad!” Dark Stance: “Let’s make them scream!” Dark Stance: “We’ll kill them, eat their flesh and drink their souls!” Light Stance: “…Yeah, go team!”
Jokes
Light Stance: “Oh, why can’t I keep a boyfriend?” Dark Stance: “Because you’re ugly and you let people run all over you!” Light Stance: “Why are you so mean?” Light Stance: “I know! We should make cookies!” Dark Stance: “Cookies? Cookies?! What the beep is wrong with you?!”
